Sunday, July 19, 2009

Facial & friends

So tonight, I *drumroll* CREATED A HOME-MADE FACIAL. I know, I know, you're impressed, especially since like every girl who can has made one.

Anywho, I mixed together a bunch of sugar, lemon juice, and some warmed-up honey. I don't know how much of each was in it, but it was mostly sugar and had just a little honey. I know that sugar is supposed to exfoliate and detoxify your skin, and that lemon juice tones it and helps kill bacteria. I heard somewhere that honey can help kill zits. So I googlized my concauction, decided it was okay, and rubbed the crap all over my face.

It was more like a sand blast than a facial.. Which is mostly my fault. I scrubbed like the devil was in my skin. But, after I rinsed it all off, my face was all nice and soft and felt clean and fresh. :)

While I was doing my sand-blast facial, I had a bunch of raw eggs, oil and limejuice chillin on my head. In a moment where the lines between reason and insanity blurred, I decided to make a home made hair treatment. I wiki'd how to make one, and finding that the only ingredient-- WHOAMIGOSH. No, this is not an ADHD moment, this is actually worth it. I just went outside in my yard to get my dog while my parents are having small group, and what I saw was shocking. MORMONS. IN MY YARD. SITTING IN MY LAWNCHAIRS. TALKING TO MY DAD'S SMALL GROUP. FTW?

I have nothing against mormons... ...they're just really easy to make fun of in a world where a gallery of mocking and fun-poking subjects is hard to find... Seriously, I don't hate mormons. *raises the white flag*

--the only ingredient I actually have was mayonnaise, eggs, and oil. So I mushed together two eggs, a bunch of virgin(lol) olive oil, and some lime juice and poured/combed/somehow manipulated into my hair. I'm not sure if it helped or not; I just finished rinsing it and won't know until tomorrow.

SO. That was my Sunday Adventure. Interesting that on the only day where it says in the bible to rest and not do anything, I do something, and rest and don't do anything every other day. Huh.

SO. After I had rinsed the egg stuff out of my hair the night I did the hair mask, I was very grossed out to find that my hair was rediculously disgustingly greasy and oily looking/feeling, and smelled like rotten eggs and lemonade. Then, I thought, wait, what the crap, I put eggs in my hair, I need to shampoo them out. So that's what I did. I don't think it changed my hair at all. Seriously, it doesn't seem a bit different. It might have been that my hair is already pretty healthy, but I don't know. Either way, I'm not putting eggs in my hair ever again. I think.

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